Maddy ~ "Dear Jesus. Please tell Santa I love him, and that I would like a Hannah Montana costume and wig for next Christmas. I know he listens to you. Thanks, and I love you too."
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Cast of characters in the Gong Show...
I (Jules) am the richly blessed, stay at home Mummy and executive producer of The Gong Show. Dean is my fantabulous hubby, who is an amazing co-parent, partner and the weekend producer of The Show. Then there is Maddy, our daughter, star and leader of the Gong Show, and Sebby, our son, co-star, sidekick and instigator here at the Show. We are homeschooling weirdos, and are loving every minute of the Gong Show Life!
Did I just say that?! OR Lowering The Bar For Parents Everywhere.
- Seriously! Don't lick your sister!
- Can't you just watch TV, instead of going outside?
- Well, how long has that cheese curl been on the floor?
- No, you can't have more tomoatoes. Eat your steak!
Wacky Stuff My Kids Say
- Octopus Prime and Negatron are really cool. - Seb 4yrs old
- Mom, can laws be dumb? Because I think that one that says you can't marry your brother is REALLY dumb. - Maddy 6yrs old
- Mommy, do you have grown-up neys, or kidneys? - Maddy 5yrs old
- It's hazeling, it's hazeling! Little bits of ice are falling from the sky!! - Maddy 6yrs old
- Daddy, I want to sit on your pants, because those are so warm. - Seb 4yrs old
- Chewie (the dog) got eaten by a coyote, because coyotes eat meat, and dogs are made of meat. - Maddy 7yrs old
- My nose is running out. - Seb 5yrs old
- Mommy forked me in the head! - Seb 4 yrs old
- Hey, look at me! I playing HOPSQUATCH! - Seb 5 yrs old
- Mom, you can be the volunteer. - Maddy 7yrs old
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