5 Things That Should Be Outlawed On One's Birthday

1.) Laundry.

any kind of laundry including folding, washing, drying, putting away, or even staring at piles of the stuff.

2.) Congestion.

any kind... traffic, nasal, lung, none of it is appropriate on one's birthday.

3.)Chores.

cleaning, dusting, vacuuming, all of it. NO WAY.

4.)Cooking.

unless one loves to cook, one should not have to cook on one's birthday. Especially if one is not eating due to one's congestion.

5.)Unseasonable weather.

really. 5 degrees at the end of March?? UNSEASONABLE